being a silly goofy guy even if it kills me

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly

Does anyone care if the boulder is happy does anyone imagine the boulder to be happy? Or is everything about that other guy

you know how some people sleep with guns or knives under their pillows for protection? KEEP YOUR KNIGHT IN YOUR BED INSTEAD!! FOR SAFETY REASONS!! THAT'S YOUR LIVING WEAPON!!!! #mylivingweapon

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

everything is a reference when you're crazy

anatine

wherewithal

grotto

umstroke

posthaste

superlative

beastmode

fuck OFF. WHO ASKED FOR THY OPINION

crepuscular

peripatetic

apropos

effervescent

taciturn

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe