Trying To Be Funny

having small friendly interactions with strangers is so important for humanity

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

i am an ally to all embarrassing and uncool women forever and ever

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

the thing about heavy handed symbolism is that sometimes. it's fun.

i love when girls compliment me! like baby you just made my entire day

I really am just living for the hope of it all

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

I loooove when there’s a mysterious mist settling over a location