Within And Without

on a cosmic scale i'm just doing my thing

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

i want Things. i'm sorry marx

hey man. nice regional dialect. mind if i apply some baseless assumptions about your personhood to it? i was also gonna prescribe morality to it as well. if that’s cool with you

patriotism is gross, please don't do it around me

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

do you want to turn our phones off and do some arts and crafts together?

"you only like her because shes a woman" yup "you let female characters get away with too much" yes "if a man did this you would hate him for it" indeed