it’s a tough life for someone like me, who should have been born a muppet

Daniel’s first line back being “The Cuntessa” vampirism really freed him to be the biggest bitch ever

People who recycle and put their trash in their pocket until they find a trash can and people who pick up liter when they see it and people who still cut the six-pack rings so animals don’t get trapped or choke on them and people who move turtles out of the road and people who stop for ducks and geese to cross all have a very special place in my heart. You are so good to this world and earth. I hope you know that.

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

every time a female character gets called the mom friend i shoot another hostage

if one more person talks about a man on this post i'm going to cause an international incident

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.