You Get What Everyone Else Gets

i got spanish anon hate for this one btw

The tarot cards said I *have to* fuck you in the woods, I don’t make the rules.

“do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair” still living in my head rent free

Will never get the casual appropriation of jewish folklore (in particular the tanakh) and then the erasure of jews from their own stories. No, biblical stories don't take place in some vague mythical societies in some vague mythical land. I'm tired of this stupid trope.

The most intuitive, most versatile, most adaptive, and greatest artists of our time are using their skills to create discomforting, high-concept abstractions of analog horror characters and Pack Of 500 Cigarettes in Tomodachi Life

warner exec (on the phone): Hi, Gerard, me again. So we've crunched the numbers and ran your idea past our lawyers and insurance people. I'm sorry to say, but there's really no safe or cost effective way to burn you at the stake during the next tour.