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And they were...
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Oh my God...

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I know its been ages but...
Today my mom and I were talking about girls who wear really short skirts for whatever reason... I cant remember how we started talking about it.
Anyway, so I mentioned how sometimes you can see a girls underwear from the right angle and how I don't have the confidence to do that...
And my mom says "Also boys" and I thought she was being really progressive like "dont forget boys can also wear skirts"...
But she was just saying how boys will sometimes wear their pants low.
YOU GUYS ITāS DECEMBER 10TH YOU DONāT UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
you have the rest of the day to reblog this
See what your followers think!
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I made these in response to hate crimes in my community.Ā They are full size and free to download and print if youād like to use them, too.
Since these are going around, I wanted to fill in some of the gaps! Here are seven more posters for communities under threat. As with the first set, these are completely free to download, print, share, repost, etc with no credit needed. This is open source activism.
Fawkes the Phoenix was based on a harpy eagle, howmcute would a kestrel phoenix be with a peacock tail and train?
this is a Good Opportunity considering i was never a big fan of fawkesā movie design how about
Ā ok but what about
@triruntu
@elodieunderglass uhhhhhh⦠Birb?
I Suggest we Consider:
AQUATIC (penguin)
No wait
this is terrible
put it back
the poor thing
why would anyone do this
I dunno, I kinda love it⦠:D
Itās a fine line to tread when youāre breeding your phoenix. A swan is good:
Elegant
Classic
Like Cleopatra, he burns upon the water
Equal parts beauty and danger
Full of Secrets
But take it a few genes to the left and youāve got a GOOSE
A raptor if raptors were total idiots
Neither beauty nor grace
Full of Hate
Has so much poop for you
(Make no mistake, a swan will mess you up just as hard as a goose. But it is the difference between being slain with a katana and getting whacked with a bag of old potatoes.)
It got better
@elodieunderglass
Oh my God someone actually drew a Good Version of my Dubious Penguin????? And THEN someone added a sweonix (swan phoenix)? Oh man, this is the stuff you miss when youāre in the middle of a reblog chain.
@english-history-trip that is some powerful art, and I respect the trip that it represents from the sublime to the absurd, for in this journey we find enlightenment.
@keire-ke your magnificent penguin art represents the other side of the journey, which takes us from the absurd to the powerful. In this journey we find truth.
According to some sources, the legend of the phoenix might be derived from another bird noted for itās striking appearance and who, indeed, are of the orderĀ Phoenicopterus
You know what birds those are?
FLAMINGOS!
Just sayingā¦. if someone wanted to try ANOTHER take on Fawkesā¦.
This is terrible and I feel like I should apologise, but really, itās @iconuk01ās fault.
Also I am not a certified Birb artist.
Never
Apologize
For
Shaming
Herodotus
so Iām speaking hypothetically here but is there any reason we canāt move the whole Phoenix thing backwards up the dinosaur family tree a little bit?
T-Rex Phoenix. thatās where Iām going with this.
Bunjy I think thatās a Dragon.
I know but please let me cross the streams just this once
HEY BUNJY.
CONSIDER YOUR STREAMS CROSSED.
What about an ostrich? I keep imagining it lije freaking out that's it's on fire and then sticking it's head in the ground
me, wearing nothing but a sheer plunge-neck ballgown thatās plastered to my skin from the rain, soaking wet and trembling with cold and fatigue as i stand outside the entrance to the castle: p-please help me ;) iām s-so lost and s-scared ;) ;) i have no where to stay for the night ;) ;) ;)
the sexy vampire lady who answered the door, and to whom the castle belongs: of course ;) you poor thing ;) ;) come inside, you must be freezing⦠you may stay as long as you need to recover from your ordeal ;) ;) ;)
You walked up to that house in the rain on purpose
the fuck else would I be sloshing around in a wet ballgown for
I drew itā¦. & animated itā¦
Am I the only one who thinks that hitting a kid and abuse are different things? Like, if I ever had a kid, I wouldnāt spank their ass raw or something like that. But a bop on the mouth or the ear pull or a smack upside the head? Yea. Those are behavior modifiers.
Except theyāre not.
The studies done by the trained psychologists in this joke show that little kids donāt associate being hit with the thing theyāve done wrong. Very small children only understand consequences that are directly caused by the thing they did. Steal a biscuit, biscuit tastes good. Then for no reason mummy hit me. Very different to stole a biscuit, now no biscuit after dinner because I stole a biscuit.
And they also show that when a child is old enough to understand why they are being hit that non-physical punishment is equally as effective and less mentally harmful in the long run.
Do you know who benefits the most from hitting as a punishment? The parent. It gives a satisfaction rush. Parents do it because it makes them feel good.
Basically kids have two stages: too young to understand why they are being hit so physical punishment is useless for anything other than teaching a child that bigger stronger people can hit you whenever they like (Which sounds like the same lesson you would learn from abuse)
And the second stage is old enough to be reasoned with so many punishment options are available and you chose physical violence because it makes *you* feel better, which is an abusive action.
The only time a person should ever use violence against another human being, of any age, is to stop that person from being violent themselves.
Hitting a stranger is a crime. Hitting someone small who relies on you for food, love, and shelter should be as well. Donāt hit your fucking kid.
literally that story about the woman who told her kid to go find her a switch to hit him with, and the kid couldnāt but instead brought back a fucking rock as said āhey i couldnāt find what you asked for but hereās a rock to throw at meā like for fucks sake kids just know that violence is violence and can not discern between ābehaviour modifiersā (whatever the fuck that means) and just plain violence
if you think that it is ever ever ever ever okay to ever ever ever ever lay hands on a goddamn child, i never ever ever ever want you anywhere near a child ever
as an abuse victim, just. donāt.
even hitting your kid once is too much, especially in a way that is directly stated as a āyou did something bad so here is the mild punishmentā such as non-sexual spanking. āa smack upside the headā?? youāre really going to fucking SMACK your child for dropping a plate huh??? for stealing a cookie????? for interrupting you while youāre on the phone????? youāll fucking HIT this very young human that YOU decided to raise and be around???????? uh yeah i donāt fucking think so, donāt ever be around any children ever until you get that extremely harmful and violent idea out of your head
(also it should be noted that if youāre like āi was hit and i didnāt turn out violent so i canāt wait to hit my kidsā then i have some news for you!!!! you did turn out violent!!!!!!!!!!! because you are literally LOOKING FORWARD to being able to HIT your own fucking CHILDREN.)
Wait thatās not normal? I thought everyoneās parents did that
So I cant remember being hit, but I know that my parents hit us when we do something dangerous as toddlers like running into the street. But both my parents were hit as kids and my dad, while he doesnt hit because my mom gets mad at him, he gets extremely violent and will grip a kid very hard and pretty much drag them to their room for timeout.
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Yes, yes they do
YES PLEASE IM DESPERATE
hehe
Please!!

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Me irl
fuck, marry, kill but instead itās
get them randomly assigned as your lab partner for a whole semester, get trapped with them on a broken elevator for ten hours, and theyāre your employee trainer for your new job at McDonalds
the important rule to this version is that no matter who is with you, you HAVE to be stuck in the elevator for the full ten hours. I donāt care if youāre in there with Thor himself. You canāt get out.
new ask game: send three characters and iāll tell you which iād rather have
⢠get randomly assigned as your lab partner for a whole semester,
⢠get trapped with on a broken elevator for ten hours
⢠get as my employee trainer for my new job at McDonalds
Blinded by Panic
Blind Virgil? Blind Virgil.
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Word Count: ~2,400
Characters: Virgil Sanders, Roman Sanders (mentioned), Logan Sanders (mentioned), Patton Sanders (mentioned), Character Thomas (mentioned)
Relationships: None
Trigger Warnings: Cursing, Self-Hate / Self-Deprecation, Anxiety (itās Virgil, alright?), Poorly Written Description of One (1) Panic Attack (or maybe two? I donāt know if the second one could be counted)
(Please tell me if I missed anything that should be tagged.)
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The first time the darkness fell, he was alone. Alone in a room he did not know.
He had sluggishly opened his eyes, waking up from a peaceful slumber, expecting to see the mess which typically adorned his bedroom. What was he greeted with instead? A darkened room devoid of his things. He understood this place was not his bedroom, so what was it? And, more importantly, where in the name of Gerard Way was it? His spine cracked as he sat up, propping himself up onto his elbow. A slight turn to the left revealed just what he wanted to see: a bedside table. A table meant a possible clue, and Virgil was itching to find a clue.
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Heck yes I like it! Wow this is awesome Kale! What an interesting idea.
whoās putting washing machines in their kitchen
British people, apparently
tag with where you live and where your washing machines reside
Y'all, I found one of my favorite bookmarks! I've literally had this thing since like September 2017 and I don't know why I love it so much I just do.
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Aw it's so cute!!!

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This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.
im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it
I wonder what this guy is doing with his life sometimes.
Iāve realized my Ideal Outfit is this:
button-ups, high-waisted jeans, and Docs. You literally canāt go wrong.
itās perfect. you can dress it up or down. itās flattering on any body type. itās the perfect amount of androgynous, and it even has Femme and Masc variants:
Right now Iām wearing a botanical print blouse I thrifted off etsy and itās from the 90s so it has shoulder pads sewn in. fuckin sweet is what it is
to anyone who says that their body type wouldnāt look flattering in this sense of style- i am plus sized and am a firm believer you can wear anything you waNt and yoU caN WeaR thIs and LoOk AmAZinG
PHOTO EVIDENCE !!! YOU CAN WEAR THIS !!!!!
YESSSSS I saw some tags saying they didnāt think they wereĀ āskinny enoughā to pull off this look when I clearly said itās flattering on any body type cause itās a good ass look !!!
It works with skirts too! I always wear this style. Short skirt with a graphic tee tucked in, button up shirt with the bottom tied in a knot at the waist. It looks so cute :)