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BIG UP ELIJAH

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Just missed the bus

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Loser

Addressed to the roaming high personage who lit up their most recent joint directly adjacent to my open window, I thank you for aiding me in this troubling time(I'm writing my epq)

#second hand #shitpost #i think im funny #okay why are epqs so LONG #5000 words is TOO MUCH #i lie im running out honestly #2000 words in and ive noy even finished my first section #im going to be many thousands over #deary me

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guys im starting to hate mt friends again

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HEY

The ladybugs on my windowsill watching me sluttily brush my teeth

#i think im funny #ladybugs are good luck right?#brushing teeth

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When I remember how in year six I refused to read Dork diaries because it was too girly and read the ones that the same author wrote about a guy

piratingideas

Real life dramatic irony

Sometimes I come on here and remember your parma violets situation and giggle a lil bit

Sometimes I think about that and consider pulling an eva smith

#is this too niche

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Throwback to 2020 when I was 13 and in a discord server with one other thirteen year old and about eight people in the mid twenties to mid thirties

And they all went by kitchen appliances except me and the other person my age

And there was one that went by fridge/refrigerator that was super depressed and made it everyone’s problem

Then one day in 2022 I logged back into that discord server and they were like ‘I’ve had a baby boy and I’ve named it after the oldest person in the gc.

Bab..

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I genuinely cannot decipher this why is there a fridge

To the metaphysical gods I can only assume operate on a 4D plane and are currently grappling with my uterus more than my mother does when prodding abt the possibility of grandchildren in 10 years please CEASE AND DESIST

#period cramps #shitpost #i dont know #how to tag

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ur so annoying 😭😭😭

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i'm sorry :(

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Caves are weirder and more varied than you think

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my followers can have some cave pics, as a treat

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Good reference for writers

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Deadass thought the first one was the cave from ice age

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me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have an idea

Explaining to my mum I have seasonal depression but it's just whenever it gets dark

#shitpost #i think im funny

My pinterest just GETS me yk

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anyone know how to do a stick n poke 😓

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Twig and prod

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Texting someone and they just disappear…

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WHAT THE HELL

#i had to do my history essay #i do this all the time #sorry

Guys be honest is it cringe to post poetry on main

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