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My 9-year-old campers are making paper mache eggs with small balloons as the support. One student's balloon popped prematurely and everyone is OBSESSED with having a funeral for it. We all have to wear black on Friday. They're making fake food for the wake. They're writing an obituary that I have to make copies of and distribute. One kid wrote a eulogy for my example egg to read. We're all supposed to wear red for the "sacrifice" of the other balloons tomorrow (we need to pop them to finish the project). The deceased balloon is named Jerry.

i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

when a cartoon character has a little nutsack or dick visible at all times it might raise some eyebrows but is ultimately seen as funny & acceptable. on the other hand you couldn't make Crazy Frog with a cunt. one of society's great inequalities

Like what if it actually is poppin at the Farg tonight

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

(Rude school bully voice) LOL aren’t you that guy who listens to music?

i really do think we should substitute gacha games instead for like. the random wikipedia article button. gives you the same "yay i got something new and exciting!" feeling without spending any money and you get to learn something new on wikipedia. the problem is that its missing a cute little storage menu where you can see all the links to different articles youve "collected"

so many people could be weaned off of gambling if we just gamified that website a *little* bit

okay so ummmmm. its real

Oh this is beautiful