Laminate me

The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

is he okay

hes alright but he died

your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

lets out one truly pitiful little whimper & then goes back to doing fucking whatever

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

thank god for the color pink . green also

thank material conditions for our eyes being able to perceive the colors pink and green