Judas Wasn't That Bad

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

We NEED to keep talking about how celebrities are getting too thin. We need to talk about how that is not healthy, how it isnt and shouldn't be a beauty standard. We have to do it for Gen alpha growing up and for everyone else who lived through this once and recovered

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

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you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

She's a 10 but her soul is weighed down by earth's gravity

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

mutuals id crawl dungeons with

Whats the deal with the shambling corpse thats been following us for weeks

both of them are me

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

Friendly reminder that ahb ahb ahb ahb ahb...

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

is he okay

hes alright but he died