Judas Wasn't That Bad

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

needless to say they are hopelessly dependent on the ingot

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

What if jesus wasn’t in the bible. What then

unfortunately i dont think its queerbaiting if the creator is just so terminally heterosexual that they never remotely considered the same gender relationship their show is centered around could be read as romantic. it is deeply painful however.

We NEED to keep talking about how celebrities are getting too thin. We need to talk about how that is not healthy, how it isnt and shouldn't be a beauty standard. We have to do it for Gen alpha growing up and for everyone else who lived through this once and recovered

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

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you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

She's a 10 but her soul is weighed down by earth's gravity

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

mutuals id crawl dungeons with

Whats the deal with the shambling corpse thats been following us for weeks

both of them are me