Judas Wasn't That Bad

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

i refused to stay buried because i love you why are you running

babe it's me i'm just covered in dirt and blood because i had to claw my way up into the light and crawl on my hands and knees back home to you stop screaming

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

yooo how do I get out lol 😂 how do i get out of here 😅😭

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

salad is mostly items

normal guy playing wordle: "i really recommend ATONE and GUILT" for starting words

fundraiser for their legal expenses x

Direct byproduct of being neurodivergent and growing up isolated from your peergroup is having no idea when it's appropriate to define someone as your friend

Is this person I met yesterday my friend? What about this person I've been talking to every day for three months? What about this person I've known since middle school? Is friend a title I have to earn? What are the limits of friendship? Is it a static state, make-or-break, or is it some endless dance-dance-revolution style cavalcade of prompts and challenges and social cues I have to hit perfectly to keep it up? Does it bend? Does it break? I don't fucking know man I just work here.

i still remember when the dude doing my autism assessment asked me how many friends I had, and I was like "okay but how are we defining friendship?" and he just like, stared at me for a second and then wrote down some notes

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

My heart is lighter than a feather and my liver is darker than a black coffee because that's what it's marinating in