Judas Wasn't That Bad

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

portugal, the man of montreal wore my morning jacket and left passion pit stains

my grandaddy tries to foster the people toward a grouplove of monsters and men. he took me and my mother mother to the zoo in the capital cities to see glass animals where they had caged the elephant inside crystal castles and put the gorillaz together with a tame impala. imogen heap

obviously this probably fucking sucks to hear as a trans guy but it’s pretty shitty to cis men as well who do not deserve to hear it and honestly it’s not even helpful for men who kinda do deserve to hear it! all you’re doing is adding to hatred on both sides and that literally helps no one

i’m very glad people in the tags have been talking about race and stuff which is something i probably should’ve mentioned in the main post

“It could always be worse.” Yes but I would like it to be better ❤️

I forgot, somehow, how much of America is paved (and mostly empty most of the time), especially near stadiums. Thanks for doing the research!

One time when my dad was in the hospital they were testing his orientation to time and place and said "Okay and what year is it?" and he said "1995" (he had dementia). And the doctor and I unconsciously exchanged a Look because it was in fact uhhh 2024 😐 and dad saw that and so when the next doctor did the test a few hours later he said "uhhhh...nineteen...nintetyyyy.......seven...???" and I was like okay, well, that IS closer, you do have to give him that

#he still knew immediately who I was which was deeply funny to me bc I was 7-8 years old in 1997 #"yes that is my daughter who was apparently born in her 20s"

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

i enjoy the miserable girl character.

needless to say they are hopelessly dependent on the ingot

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

What if jesus wasn’t in the bible. What then

unfortunately i dont think its queerbaiting if the creator is just so terminally heterosexual that they never remotely considered the same gender relationship their show is centered around could be read as romantic. it is deeply painful however.