What's up party people? It's me, ya boy Kongming

If you are a very, very good friend to someone, they will not only tell you when your brain falls out, they will take a picture so that you can both laugh about it later.

you can never escape a weird little freak that loves you

this was meant to be romantic but now i’m realizing it reads more like. a threat

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation

post that was on my dashboard but now I can't find is a type of dead wife

Desperately typing the keywords I remember into the famously terrible Tumblr search bar in an equally desperate bid to resurrect what we had (an idealized half-memory from skimming it before I got shot to the top of my dash)

I remember her being so beautiful yet I can't even remember her exact features (wording)

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."

the thing about "people have talked about it you're just 21" is that it's not really "young people are stupid" it's more "if you come into an academic discussion you should know what people have said on the matter lest you talk out your ass"

I actually love kinksters so much

Learning from every source in your life that sex is disgusting and sinful, that you should be ashamed of your feelings, thoughts and desires and then having someone in a dog mask tell you, "No, it's all cool, actually," is mind-blowing lol

Kink is allowing folks a space to be weird and unconventional, its in that space that questions can be asked and explored in a way conventional space wouldn't normally allow.

theyre calling 'hikaru' an evil spirit meanwhile he's wrapping himself in a blanket skipping school and crying his eyes out because he's scared yoshiki doesn't love him. evil spirit WHERE. ignore the villagers he's been violently murdering