all cops are bastards

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

Very importantly Dany would recognize that she CANNOT make him her master of laws bc he’d be way too much of a hardass but she also can’t pick someone else as her hand bc he’d be a middle child about it and the whole thing makes her restructure her entire council to put everyone’s talents to good use so he gets appointed something between hand and guy who can figure out how to structure and finance all her new social programs. He’s pissy about it at first bc he wanted to mete out justice or whatever but he hunkers down and invents the excel spreadsheet (WITH formulas) because This Is His Duty. Six months in everything is structured and fully funded for the next 20 years because he got an insanely good deal with the iron bank. Dany very charmingly and pointedly credits him every time they hit her goals with raising literacy rates and vaccinating children and she designs a stag standing on a firm bedrock to put on all the public program logos so people start calling him some shit like Ser Stannis The Stalwart because he’s so hardworking and responsible (no he cannot possibly do a press conference, Dany needs him for a meeting that day, she sends her apologies) and Stannis is like finally some fucking recognition, NOT that he wanted or needed any he will simply continue to do his duty as always <- guy who’s 14 year old cousin absolutely played him into materially bettering society by addressing needs and creating safety nets instead of just punishing people

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.

i don't really think it's like that at all

Today I went to buy some things my family needs. When I went to pay the man, I only had half the amount in my wallet because donations have become very low in the last 24 hours, and there haven't been any donations at all.

My mother is ill and has had her thyroid gland removed; she is unconscious all day. My father suffers from thalassemia and diabetes and needs care. Any donations will go towards helping the elderly and sick children.

Throwback to one of the prettiest pieces of embroidery I've ever seen 💖⚢

im not the same person i was when I pulled that meat out of the freezer this morning. I've changed. i don't have that in me anymore. ive moved on