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TOUCHING GRASS IS NOT ENOUGH I NEED BAD THINGS TO HAPPEN TO BAD PEOPLE!!!

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

the utter ecstasy of “is that lavENDER?” is what sells it for me

a level of appreciation for charcuterie the likes of which has never been seen before

you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers

I lied about not being jealous I hope whoever flirts with him gets hit by a million billion "" trains "" (the long transportation devices)

I don't remember making this post.

At least there’s one thing I can count on in this crazy mixed up world

oh there he is