daddytoprincessbrat1999

Mom was so furious to be knocked up and starting over again at her age. She never thought her post-divorce midlife crisis would end so soon with another baby on her nipple, but here she was plump for the first time in 25 years and mad as hell. She hadn't dated since breeding became normalized and was caught off guard by some modern etiquette.

"Who just nuts without telling you? Do men just have no shame anymore? And so potent! How do you knock up an old maid first try? Is everyone juicing now?"

You insisted on paying for the maternity photos, if not for just her self esteem. She had another man by the end of the month ready to put another one in her as soon as she gave birth.