#slorp

Okay so obviously Dennis right? Dennis.

I feel like he'd be lowkey obsessed with you boobs/breasts/tits/etc.

Like every time you're cuddling, he'll lay his head on them like a pillow, or even mouth at them through your shirt.

But I think he'd be even worse during sex.

Imagine this, he's fucking you deep and slow, and he leans down and starts sucking on your nipples. And it's not gentle either, he's sucking them RAW.

It gets to the point where you're whining from the stimulation. "Den please" then he whines something about nothing coming out. Like logically he knows nothing will until you're pregnant, but he's just so desperate that it doesn't even matter.

And after you have kids, I don't know if it's just me but I think he'd do the same thing but be successful. Just suckling on your breasts until he gets the milk. I think he would find it comforting.

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if sel isn't the gushiest over his partner is it even sel. I cant stand him

Hyacinth/ECHO keeps saying the horniest shit in ooc. By accident if you believe it. I don't respect her (lighthearted)

SEL AND PEWTER'S RELATIONSHIP MAKES ME A LITTLE INSANE. Sel is. So adamant that Pewter is jealous/scared/obsessed with him. Pewter isn't btw. Their interactions in canon are. So fun. They have to kill each other

For the top - Terrence got to take Cinnamon after saving Vincent's bacon! He. Totally asked btw. Also she's been feeding Cinnamon meat. Dont worry about it. Bottom - CRAWDAD CAME UP W THE JOKE TEXT I just did the text/thought swap bubble. Kat is so normal.

In a RP, a very scary turtle copied Sel's voice, and ooc, Sel started having a crisis about possibly being a turtle and Slate had to cradle him. Because they're BFFs. Belle contributed to the crisis but that's because she's allowed to ok?

SEL AND SAM HAD THEIR FIRST TALK AND UM. A LYLE HAS HIT THE FUCKING SLORP TOWERS. Sel has been unaware of Lyle's existence until now

estrogen would save them all. IGNORE TERRENCE.