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using a pumice stone isn't very butch of you

i need you to know that this is already a top contender for funniest anon message of the year for me

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sawed-on-shotgun

going on hormones and starting to pass as a man is a mixed bag. obviously that is The Goal. but like

pros: yay! i finally look like a guy! people think im a man!

cons: im only noticing that people perceive me as male because of misogyny 90% of the time

sawed-on-shotgun

it's shit i didn't even register before transitioning too. i went out with my friends to a diner yesterday, one is a girl and the other gets clocked as a girl, and when we went in and they asked for the name of the table they asked Me specifically. like looked dead in my eyes and asked Me. i was addressed when it orders and payment first as well. like. Damn. Okay. Shit

sawed-on-shotgun

being trans in any direction gives you this but with like a multiplier effect

epicsause-official

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

dandylion-s

This is a hymn to me. I wish I could kiss you on the lips L Black. I'm sending you my warmest regards across the aether.

germsauce

mentally ill lgbt fat hairy man call that a bi polar bear. does anyone know where the nearest hospital is

germsauce

who the fuck is harry du bois. just kidding. this was about him

germsauce

sorry. i felt like lying for more notes. whos harry du bois

lunar-lumi

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bourtange

republicans: homeless people should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

democrats: persons experiencing houselessness should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

txttletale

this post posits a utopian world where either of these parties would support feeding schoolchildren, making it a masterclass in "hopepunk"

ohpsshaw

My beautiful horse.

gauntletqueen

IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

gauntletqueen

GMORNING GIRLIES IT'S YURI DAY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

crescentalice

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

bleedthebeat

grab somebody nuanced tell em perhaps

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jncos

vengaboys haiku

We like to party.

We like, we like to party.

We like to party.

dragon-in-a-fez

never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."

niceinchnails

unyieldingsilence

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grishaversefaketweets

itswhatyougive

Bro I implore you?!? I fucking beseech thee?!?!!?

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twocubes

"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

roguespeedster

say what you will about the 90s but there were so so many women on TV with beautiful curly hair. we used to be a proper society

luthientinuvielss

90s curls really were so special and breathtaking

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