Sneasler Brainrot

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

Of course it goes without saying I am hopelessly dependent on the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist

whatever. go my scallops

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

can we'a skip the impeachment and just shoot him in the head

AND NOT MISS

im a big fan of how this person tried to get mario killed immediately after tadc thirstposting. fascinating behaviors going on on this website

Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.

Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.

These are the beans of a killer, Bella.