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fritolaycorporation

her name is pinky pony and she loves to go on a party. so get that through your thick fucking skull

dogpuppy

nineteenyearoldmeblog

im fucking crying

melodies-stereo

its too late for you. i've already portrayed myself as the smug and self-assured Discord, and you as the unreasonably irritated pony.

fleshengine

that's the living tombstone you uncultured shit

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acidgirl

this line delivery has lived in my head for 10 years

acidgirl

Just One Guy, Just One Spider-Man… -OR Woman?!? We don’t Know; ….forsure.

homophobla

Twice a year in Hawaii the sun passes directly overhead and objects cast no shadow. It’s a phenomenon called “Lahaina Noon”

phoenix-theurge

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

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smalllfieldmouse

my ex used to get pissed off every time i showed them this video they would be like "that's not how a train works" really angrily and storm out of the room

men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

hev-mark-iv

sammifx

So THIS is the game of life...

shotofchinaco

Brian McFadden: Is Google Cooked? (via Daily Kos)

footlongdingledong

love having evil knowledge and remembering things. the asgore truck gif and the among us twerking gif are rotoscoped from the same movie

chickenwaffles17

OH GREAT

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rubsjuice

Random streamer clip your friend sends you simulator

Wayneradiotv: [people screaming in the background, a gmod ufo passes by, Wayne is sitting on the floor on greenscreen laughing his ass off, there's an explosion]

Jerma985: [obviously clipped mid-sentence] think there's nothing wrong with killing people if you're hiding the evidence well. That's crazy, I don't believe that--I don't think this type of person exists. That should not be happening, ever. [His character gets ran over by a car in the game he's playing. He breaks down in hysterics.]

NorthernLion: So when you think about the grand scheme of things it doesn't take much to realize that your life can be comfortable just the way it is. You don't need a fancy car, you don't need a-- well maybe you do need a fancy house but only as it brings you good--good tidings. "You hate people who work hard"? Buddy, no disrespect, but I don't think your CV fills out a full page, you're the weakest link. [Gets a cool item on the roguelike pick-three] THE ULTIMATE DESTRUCTORRRRR

surrealsweets

Vargskelethor Joel: [Footage of Super Mario 64 is paused as he drags an image of a jug of orange juice into Mario's mouth] ough he's getting that glonch

thisshitaintnothintomeman

this shit is something to me man. i love you

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