Gasterposting from the nothing #mynothing

we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

If you're comfortable accusing anyone of faking disability, you're not a real ally to disabled people

Wild caught clownfish will be like ‘hm you see, the anemone you got me is a slightly different color and tentacle width than the one I had back home, so I will not begin hosting it. I’ll be a sort of wandering ronin for the rest of my days.’ And then a captive bred clownfish will be like ‘ok so I have this curved rock I found and I just sit above it and it take care of me 👍’

#mybrick

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

can you stop touching me

*pushes you into your creation*

ppl depicting jevil as hating tenna and getting mad at him no no no. jevil is whimsey i can do anything that guy doesnt gaf about anything anymore. meanwhile tenna is a pathetic loser with multiple disorders and trauma around interpersonal conflict. jevil would say some unhinged ragebait shit with a big smile on his face and instead of falling for the bait tenna would just start having a realistic depiction of a panic attack on the floor

yeah guys I googled my symptoms and it turns out I've accidentally loaded my appearance today from someone else's misinterpreted functional code instead of an actual image. that's why I look like this. yeah my name was read ad-hoc off the video ram so it's just two little self-referential pictures of me and some nonsense characters. you know how it is lmao

fun fact about character development by the way. you can make them develop worse.