ugh just let me live

So like... now what? Does Tumblr get deleted now? We beat the final boss [phan hard launch]

Sometimes I remind myself that both Dan and Phil will get more mature and leave YouTube. They won’t be attending SiTC or Playlist Live anymore. Their jobs are as radio show hosts. They’ll find a girl who they think is best for them and get married, move into separate houses, have a family and be happy. I just hope they’ll think of YouTube and who they were, AmazingPhil and danisnotonfire before they take their last breath.

thinking of this queen today </3

man I'm so glad I didn't kill myself when I was 14

I need to admit something to the US Tumblrinas. Philadelphia isn't a place to me. It's a cream cheese. You say "philadelphia" or "philly" and I immediately, and exclusively, think of the cream cheese. "Twelve people die in Philadelphia disaster" wow that must've been a Molasses Flood style event

Alice is, like everyone else, in a psychological horror, but Henrich is is trying to drag her kicking and screaming into some sort of dark buddy-comedy

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

thank uou for showing me your little white boy i do not like him can you put him away please