my name is birchy

thomas the tank engine, aka the only monster no. one wants to fuck

that’s where you’re wrong

you made this blog just now and i feel responsible for the evil it represents

thomas the spank engine

i think humanity in the middle ages was onto something when they allowed only priests to be literate

WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK

confirmed

Scan

Lizard D E T E C T E D

British Sirens warning of an impending Luftwaffe raid during the blitz, c. 1941

‘dad bod’ is just ‘bear’ in Straight

A C T I V A T E

live footage of my mental state

its high noon

I will reblog this until you’re all sick of me

I will never grow sick of this

Just hope they go out and vote

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

the girl has big dick energy

You don’t know me until you stayed up till 4 A.M with me

NO WAY

Honestly how the fuck

this did not disappoint

This was exactly what I expected and more