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I've known about Nicktoons Unite for 30 minutes but if anything happens to them i will kill everyone in this room and myself.

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A true story of something that happened to me at a con a few years ago! I just couldn't believe that bag saldjaldjalkd!!!
So apparently, over the summer, Quibi (the shortest-lasting streaming service ever lmao) did a quarantine project called “Home Movie: The Princess Bride” where a bunch of celebrities recreated The Princess Bride in tiny chunks at home.
And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.
So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:
Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:
And it’s all just delightful.
But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.
As Prince Fucking Humperdink.
https://youtu.be/lR8pA_WV9QI
Here ya go
In case you need a comfort watch and because Youtube search nowadays sucks rancid farts, I remind you of the Princess Bride Home Movie from the lockdown, starring everybody
Silly AU where abyss is thwarted because LBH had his Shizun read plays to him before, he'd use puppy dog eyes and get his Shizun to read out plays to him and so when SQQ starts his speech it takes Binghe like a few lines before he realizes SQQ sounds just like he does when he's reciting a monologue... specifically a villain monologue.
He's just confused listening and watching his Shizun who is not saying his own words but reciting something...he can tell and he is so confused.
LBH starts questioning and SQQ is freaking out and system is blaring and SQQ has no idea what to do...LBH has totally cottoned on to system knowing somethings going on and system ends up panicking and breaking ground beneath LBH's feet.
System is now in damage control mode because it can sense dangerous levels of anger points directed at it specially.
SQQ is wondering what he did wrong he said everything right? At least he didn't have to push Binghe but his poor little white lots will still be blackened he doubts he's dodged all the death flags.
System is encouraging him that no you will still die...we-YOU should hide...please.
System trying to get SQQ to run away from plot while LBH is chasing his future empress and what ever the fuck is in his poor Shizun's head/soul. (He tells MQF about it... he has all the peak lords helping him chase him down...expect SQH who is also on system lead road-trip for it to save it's own skin... cue MBJ joining hunt.
System: NEW MISSION FOR HOSTS HIDE!
SQQ/SQH: ...From what?
System:HIDE ME!

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one of the deans in beijing dance academy rehearses with students
#he's so good damn#obvs he doesn't have the same athleticism as the students#but he's so much more in control of his body#he moves much more self assuredly#and doesn't exaggerate the way the more inexperienced ones do#he knows exactly what to do and how to do it naturally#wow
Oh so that's what books mean when they talk about seeing a swordperson or a martial artist move and immediately knowing you're fucked. If I saw someone handle a weapon or switch martial art stances that smoothly and with that economy of motion, I would immediately know I was going to die.
And in his DRESS SHOES.
One of my favorite things in the whole world will always be watching someone do something they’re an expert in.
In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this
I need a moment where Vlad is having a piss-baby meltdown monolog moment where hes like "why can't you see me as family Daniel boo whoo* and Danny snaps because the truth is; They could have been family. Maybe not father and son, but Vlad could have been Danny's cool, eccentric Uncle, someone who Danny talked to when he couldn't go to his parents, who helped Danny master his powers, and protect Amity Park, who Danny could call and ask for random homework advice. But that can't happen now, because Danny is terrified of Vlad. Vlad has chained him up, Vlad cloned him without his consent, Vlad put cameras in his house, Vlad has punched him, and kicked him, and slapped him, Vlad has tried to kill him. Danny can't trust Vlad, and sometimes that sucks so much, because sometimes Danny would kill to have an adult in his life that didn't suck, that actually did what they were supposed to do, and looked out for him, protected him. But Vlad wasn't that person, he would never be that person.
"Daniel, why can't you see things my way--"
why the fuck would I do that, Vlad?" he says coldly. flat. for the first time, he didn't just feel angry. He didn't just feel annoyed. In fact, he felt SO. done. Like this was the last straw.
Vlad pauses as if surprised he's not snapping him. Like he's expecting anger or the usual defiance shit. Well, tough luck, cuz Danny is fucking tired of this crap he's been dealing with.
All he could do was laugh. And it came out sharp. So humorless.
"You really don't get it, do you?" and Danny's not smiling. No. He's just fucking...cold. "You're so used to having all the things u want right on your plate, all the money you have but that's NOTHING. Because, YOU want what you cant have and im not giving it you. why?"
Then he leans in, and almost whispering, but there's a dare, a challenge:
"Why would I choose you--the guy who ruined my fucking life?"
Then he leans back, and watches Vlad narrows his eyes at him. Observing.
Good, cuz that means he's listening and Danny could finally say his fucking piece.
"I don't care if you are a family friend. I don't care if you are my god father. I don't care if Dad declares you his best friend forever or, if all of a sudden, you 'change your fucking ways'," he makes it clear that is sarcastic, that he knows that it's never going to happen in the million fucking years.
"I'm never going to trust you. Ever. Even if you threaten me, blackmail me, try to destroy my friends. my family. Nothing you'll do will make me ever want you.
"You knocked me down. You set me up. Try to blackmail me. Hit me. Cloned me. Tried to kill me. And even try to spy on me," he glares at Vlad so cold. "On my own house, where I'm supposed to feel safe and you have nothing better to do than spy a teenager?!"
Do you see how pathetic you are for obsessing me?
"And you stand there," Danny continues cuz he's just on the roll, voice getting louder. "and you still expect me to trust you?"
Vlad narrows his eyes. "It's all for your benefit, Daniel--"
"Fuck you," he bares his teeth, "we both know it's never for me. you can stop pretending that you give a fuck."
"But I do--"
"No you don't." And that came out more quiet, a deadly kind of quiet, but the kind where Danny looks at him and sees it.
And Vlad notices that instead of the hatred, the defiance,...he sees....disappointment. Like truly, Daniel is truly disappointed at him.
"And the worst part is.....you could have been something else."
Vlad didn't move. Danny took a shaky breath and said:
"You could have...i dont know. Be someone I can turn to when things get rough at home. When I need someplace quiet. You could have been this cool uncle I could trust you know, because you get it. And that is nice. An adult I could lean, no mind games, no second guessing, no questioning...just--
"I would've trusted you."
And that hurt for Danny to admit it. His hands curled into a fist.
"But you're just sad. miserable who doesn't know what to do with his life. Who's obsessed with a married woman and her kid who happens to have the same condition as you. But you don't want a kid, Vlad. Don't fool yourself. You just want control. You want revenge. You're too fixate in this decades-childish grudge with my dad and treating my mom like she's fucking prize, a toy, you never got over. Fuck you, my mom is more than that. And she's never fucking yours to begin with. Wake up, Vlad. We both know that you dont love her. If you did, you would have respected her choices. But you don't."
Vlad clenched his jaws. "You are too young to understand this Daniel---"
But he cuts him off, "No. You're too old to let it go."
Then silence.
Danny takes a step back, needing distance. "You can never be my mentor. You can never be my family. You were never one. Hell, I don't even like you."
Then his voice went quieter:
"Fuck you, Vlad. Don't you see? You think you're smart with all those schemes but you can't see this is your downfall. Why would I choose a miserable old hag who spent the rest of his life caring about this stupid chess game over a teenager? why would I want to listen to a guy because--bohoo--he can't frickin take a message that Mom doesn't love you. That she's never going to choose you. Why would I choose a creep, who, instead of being a fucking adult and make peace with it, hold a childhood grudge for years? you're like a pathetic child throwing a tantrum cuz you can't have your toy? well fuck you, Vlad."
His eyes burned. "You're nothing to me. Because, in the end, all I could feel everytime I see you is revulsion. Disgust. Violated. Trapped. Used. Twisted.""
"You're obssesed and it's creeping me out. I really hate you, Vlad. And I hope, if you know what's good for you, stay the fuck away from me."
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the sillies
He’s just happy to be there
3am dinner
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Superman 2025 was fantastic. I enjoyed literally every moment of it. Have some Robins instead.
Once again, I could not resist the calls of sibling dynamics
Danny: *barges into Tim's office, obviously furious* Okay I'm done with you ignoring me and treating me like I'm a charity case. I'm supposed to be your partner, not your pretty arm candy you only talk to when you flaunt to your buisness partners. I want a divorce.
Tim: *blinks in surprise before leaning into his phone* Uh Tam...when did I get married? And what did I do to ruin it?
Danny: *looking around* Oh my Ancients I'm in the wrong office! I am so sorry! *starts to leave only to back track* By the way your security kinda sucks. I stormed in here, obviously angry, and not once did anyone try to stop me or search me for weapons. I work for a security and bodyguard buisness, I'll leave my card with your assistant if you want to hire more competent gaurds. Sorry again for barging in like that! *leaves, politely shutting the door*
Tim: Tam I need that buisness card, and I need to know everything about that man!
Tam: Tim hes married.
Tim: Correction! Hes getting divorced.
Danny wasn't sure what to think when he received a care package--what the fuck?--filled with referrals of divorce lawyers, some pamphlets that Danny had never heard of. And all from Tim Drake, the CEO of Wayne Enterprise. The one he barged into like yesterday. "Why is a billionaire trying to help me break up with my husband?!" Danny said to no one, still in disbelief. This was his fault, Danny knew. If he didn't put a foot in his mouth...why did he even blab about his personal life in front of his partner's boss? That just sounded pathetic. Hello, this is Danny about to get divorce. Nobody liked to hear about divorced guys. Yet he just slapped his card like he hadn't embarrassed himself. "I probably should write a letter 'Thank you but please don't look into my possible divorce'," Danny muttered. ... "Tim, what's this I hear about you going after a married man?" Steph's voice boomed at the Batcave, to Tim's horror, and he watched as his siblings shot him looks. "You're falling in love with a married man?" Dick sounded almost disappointed at him. "Damn. I didn't know you're a homewrecker," Jason said. "He's getting a divorce," Tim insisted. "Tsk."
Might wanna word that better, Tim. The way you put it isn’t helping with the homewrecker allegations.
Tim stood there, gaping at the court order. He's being sued for alienation of affection (otherwise known Homewrecker" lawsuit)
Jason whistled, peering over his shoulder. "Damn. Replacement." Meanwhile, Tim was still spluttering. Utterly speechless. "B-b-but? How? Who still files this thing? I don't think it's even legal in this state."
(It isn't, Tim had checked)
Jason was too delighted. "And it says here, Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne, had knowingly and maliciously--"
"Oh my god, Jason--"
"--In a hostile workplace. The defendant engaged in conduct that intentionally interfered with the marital relationship…|
Tim buried his face in his hand.
"--Plaintiff suffered loss of consortium, affection, and companionship."
"ITS NOT EVEN LEGAL IN NEW JERSEY!"
"One day, when you two have children, can I tell them this is your meet-cute?" Jason perked up. "You got sued by one of your employees--"
Tim didn't even want to think of the ramifications of this with the tabloids and how it would affect the company. His reputation in ruins.
"I can't believe I am being sued. And by this!"
"How pathetic," Damian sneered. "I can't believe you have brought dishonor on our family. Father will be very disappointed."
"Homewrecker," Jason sang along. And Tim wanted to strangle him that he was not. a. homewrecker. This was widely a gross misinterpretation of events!
"For the last time, Danny's getting a divorce!"
"I mean, you met Danny, who was in a vulnerable emotional state--"
Tim would hardly call their first meeting "vulnerable". "Nothing actually happened between us!" he defended himself
"You better countersue for defamation, Drake," Damian narrowed his eyes. "I will not allow our family reputation to be reduced to this 'romantic misconduct'." He sneered at the end
"I'm calling my lawyers," was all Tim could mutter
Tim Drake Wayne didn’t become the CEO of a multi-billion-dollar conglomerate by letting people walk over him. Especially not in the courtroom. While he might be a disaster in his personal life (as evidenced by the "Care Package for Divorce" he’d sent Danny), This whole mess was unfolding on his home turf.
The conference room at Wayne Enterprises was freezing. Tim sat at the head of the table, dark circles under his eyes and a third espresso in his hand. Across from him sat his legal team, a group of people so shark-like they practically bled salt water.
"Let’s review," Tim said, his voice flat. "An employee-" he puts a picture down of the man. "-who is this man's-" followed by a picture of Danny, "-soon to be ex husband, is suing me for 'alienation of affection' in a state where that hasn't been a valid cause of action since the mid-20th century. He’s filed it publicly, leaked it to the Gotham Gazette, and the headline currently reads: CEO OR HOMEWRECKER?"
"Technically, Mr. Drake," his lead counsel, Mr. Harrow, noted, "the lawsuit is frivolous. It will be thrown out by a judge before the week is over."
"Being thrown out isn't enough," Tim snapped, the exhaustion of the week's jeering and pestering from his so called siblings finally bubbling over. "He’s smeared my name. He’s implied I used my position as CEO to coerce a marital breakdown. It’s affecting the stock, and most importantly... it's a lie."
He leaned forward, eyes narrowing. "We aren't just defending. I want a counter-sue. Defamation, libel, and intentional infliction of emotional distress. He knew the 'alienation' claim was legal fiction, he filed it specifically to damage my reputation." Damian had gone out of his way to mention all this to Tim in his own bratty way. And Tim can't even be upset, cause he can clearly tell it's coming from some place of actual concern. Even if neither of them will ever admit that out loud.

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Polarity - excerpt (set in a very distant future)
"Wait, don't tell me you're going to give me siblings?" Danny grimaced.
Tim blanched. No way was he going to be the next Bruce 2.0. And the horror of dealing multiple mini-Tims..
One child was already enough for him.
"No," he empathetically said. Absolutely not.
(link to fic)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/51805765/chapters/130974898
Phantom's Number 1 Fan Part 3
John Constantine calls a joint Justice League and Justice League Dark meeting.
It's not something he wants to do. He barely works with the LJD, but at least that lot understands his work and knows what to do and where to go.
The JL members always ask questions and forget proper manners when working with the paranormal- John isn't the most well-mannered bloke around, but even he knows to permanently say goodbye to ghosts so that they don't follow him home- and it's like trying to teach an intern while dodging bullets.
He prefers to avoid the whole origination, especially since Bruce's death; everyone has been walking on eggshells, and there is a sense of disorganization drenched in grief that John breaks into hives just thinking about, but this is big.