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gently pressing your head against your lover’s back while they cut vegetables, your lover sitting on the kitchen counter while you talk about your day at work and wait for the water to boil, giving them little pecks while they stir the vegetables, eating the food together, washing the dishes together… you know what i mean

Oh wouldn’t this be tragic if word of this spread out everywhere possible?

Oh no…my hand slipped…

this is an england hate blog

HOW IS THIS EVEN REAL? WHAT DID MY COUNTRY EVER DO TO ANYONE?!

oh sorry sweetie, i didn’t realise you still lived in the 1800s…🙄🙄

Reblog if you think thick thighs are great

I do the same at the theater. I always say “enjoy your movie” and they almost always say “thanks you too” and it’s so great to watch the different reactions because some people will walk back to me and explain what they meant and it’s so great

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast 

you could have at least said spoiler alert

I just about died and laughed at this

how do i even get followers all i do is hit the reblog button and talk to myself