just gotta keep swimming

No one cared who I was until I put on the cage

*favorite character comes on screen* *traces a heart around them with my cursor*

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

Perhaps this is an obnoxious take on my part, but video games should, above all things, prioritize the ability of being paused. At any point. Regardless of whether it's during a cutscene, a special animation, or a time-based puzzle. You never know when you're gonna get a phone call, or someone will need you in another room, or you get a sudden urge to go to the bathroom, or you hear your cat licking plastic, or whatever. Other entertainment mediums like books, movies, and music can be paused whenever you want. Why do some games not give you the same luxury??

Special shout out to one of the gemcraft games which decided that it would be Cool And Interesting to have some special monsters which continued to move while the game was paused. And like, yes, I totally recognize that you are making an interesting artistic statement but also I am losing this level because my cat is throwing up and fuck you.

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Hey hey don’t cry. Character who destroys themself in the end for nothing

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn