Well, You're Here

I was so scared they were heading for a romance subplot but congrats to Project Hail Mary for going for the far funnier option of 'Trolley Operator' and 'Guy She Is Actively Tying To The Tracks'. What a dynamic. Movie of the year.

I like when fic length/book length/movie length is its own punchline

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

I fear a fresh wave of the plague

i want to explain to people- the lower bit is accurate you probably pay way more in taxes/rent then a medieval peasants well as have less time off of work

The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches

why is there a gif for this

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

I did it! It sucked but I did it!