certified robot lover

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

When you have a hammer, every problem looks like it's a nail. And when you have a character, every post looks like it's about them. And that's cause it is! 😊 #wisdom

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

having anxiety is like being given permanent unwanted custody of a halter arabian. like okay buddy is it panic time again. cool you probably need more exercise and an apple and then maybe you'll calm down.

thoroughly enjoying the notes on this post because it's equal parts people with anxiety going "yeah that's what it's like" and people with arabians going "yeah that's what they're like"

RIP King

at some point The Character stops being a character and starts being a close personal friend

Wrists are fragile horses that want nothing more than to shatter themselves into a billion tiny pieces

i wish there was a gender neutral answer to politely calling people “son” like an old southern gentleman because something possesses me when i get a smoke in the corner of my mouth

having memory issues while also being mutuals with several people who like to change their url & pfp on the regular is really funny bc its like. ok i dont recognize you but you Smell Familiar so i guess you can come in.

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

that "like what's up pronoun" tweet has ruined me it is constantly in the back of my brain

[ID: A tweet reading “Like what’s up pronoun” with a screenshot of Miles Morales as Spider-Man in the spider-suit, with a trans flag overlaid. Below, a screenshot of Miles jumping from the skyscraper during the Leap of Faith scene captioned “Can’t cis me now” /End ID]