Orelico Blog

Bugs are stronger than me. Emotionally.

Deer in the furryverse are probably overwhelmingly sweat freaks because of the Salt

Aubrey says he likes his women seasoned and he also likes his men seasoned as well because he’s bisexual .

i like a character who follows all of the rules their whole life and then ends up with big fucking nothing except their own self righteous #coping because the rules arent actually good for them or for anybody else

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

i could definitely beat the shit out of master chief seeing as i'm a lesbian and he's not a lesbian

don';t ever explore your emotions through fiction this shit is scary

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

Ezcuse me ladies everything you just said about wile e coyote being a cocksucking faggot and being passed around at college parties and sucking his husbands cock and cruising at home depot has been echoed and amplified out your open ground floor window to our leasing office where we are discussing not renew8ng your lease when its up and we all have heard everything you just said

can we'a skip the impeachment and just shoot him in the head

AND NOT MISS

im a big fan of how this person tried to get mario killed immediately after tadc thirstposting. fascinating behaviors going on on this website

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured