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saint-batrick

that photo is one of the sexiest things i have ever seen.

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riacain

i’m not flopping i’m niche ok

felitidae

AI bros auf deutsch beleidigen kann ich

#wortschatz erweitert ✅#germanposting

lokaror

i eat your grandads clothes

flyingsquidzeez

Macklemoth

penandinkprincess

parenting commitment level 3000

penandinkprincess

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

starsarefairylightsfornerds

aqueerkettleofish

When I was training to be a paramedic, we had one student ask the instructor what to do in the event of a marijuana overdose. The instructor said "Tell him to take two twinkies and call you in the morning."

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quietwingsinthesky

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

heimeldat

We only find the bangers! This is a really important thing to remember both when analyzing ancient literature and when comparing your own writing to historical authors.

The less brilliant stories don't survive because people didn't make a million copies of them to pass around. It's pretty much guaranteed that there were a hundred other Gilgamesh stories circulating around the same time that did in fact suck balls, and just as many that were solidly mid, but people didn't write them down as many times (if ever), so fewer (if any) fragments survived.

It's easy to get discouraged thinking that 95% of ancient writers were brilliant compared to maybe 5% of modern writers. But really, it's just that 95% of what survived came from those few truly genius writers. Everybody else was out there telling stories too, and finding audiences who loved them, and producing beautiful art, they just weren't lucky enough or famous enough to get their stories recorded enough times for us to piece them together from whatever fragments survived the intervening centuries.

mossdftba

"The [1728] essay Peri Bathous was a protracted dunk on contemporary poets the author didn't like ... The essay is very incomprehensible to a modern reader because none of the poets getting dunked on are remembered nowadays on account of how they sucked..."

neiljostenpussyindulgence

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

callaxes

Hortator problems

orcboxer

ok, so orcs are hot of course and everyone loves a giant sprawling brutish mass of viridian manbeef. but, there’s just something about a fit little goblin you know? like an athletic green little shorty with a rusty mace who can clamber around and operate doohickey war machines. idk like you sometimes just want your man to be a cowardly shrill little 7 xp minion who has abs and also a giant hoop earring??

goblins are great I love a man I can loom over

derinthescarletpescatarian

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ratshithead-deactivated20210422

all posts should be in deviantart journal format

ratshithead-deactivated20210422

Listening to: linkin park ;D Reading: yaoi :3333 Watching: naruto rofll Playing: kingdom hearts!!!!! Eating: nothing o__O Drinking: blood XD

what is up people, i got diagnosed with female hysteria by my gyn

#“just maybe talk to a psychologist or something” SISTER I ASKED YOU IF IT COULD BE PMS THAT IS /YOUR/ FIELD OF WORK #it's 1847 over here #it's gotte so bad over the years i can't do this shit anymore #salmonthinks

marauders4evr

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

arizonaranger

A small picture with Arox! Happy Halloween to everyone!

#just finished the fargrave questline and OH AROX YOU GOAT #the elder scrolls

deathcastlvr2

interacting with the cool mutual while full of fear and anxiety

ratsetflummi

one trick to learn (and this is easier when you're older) is that absolutely no one is cool. there is no such thing as a cool person. anyone you think is cool is just anxious about things you haven't learned about them yet

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shaydh

"why did you write that"

my fetish

my friend's fetish

not my fetish but it fits in the story so i threw it in there as a treat. you're welcome.

ckret2

4. the character's fetish and i'm committed to portraying them with absolute accuracy

adastrabbit

#YOU 🫵

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