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porcelain-rob0t

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

derryderrydown

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

politenotice

interestingmistakes

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ashoss

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

cupcraft

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

aropride

do u like mine

cupcraft

Oh wow.

cupcraft

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

thememedaddy

#becoming a decorative gargoyle would fix me...

thememedaddy

#becoming a decorative gargoyle would fix me...

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bonivers

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

secondbeatsongs

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

ves-ljubi-junij

Resničnemu življenju najbolj manjka konec epizode. Osnovna človeška pravica bi morala biti, da si npr. v kopalnici postrižeš lase in sredi noči stopiš na vlak, na katerem te nihče ne pozna, ne da bi se od kogarkoli poslovil, en sam nahrbtnik vzameš s sabo, pa še ta je bolj kot ne prazen, in potem se odpelješ kamorkoli.

IN POTEM TUKAJ KONEC EPIZODE!!!! Nočem posledic!!! Nečlovečno je, da moraš nekje tudi izstopiti, če si se na vlak že vkrcal (ali pa umreti na poti, ampak a se ne da tudi crkniti izven zaslona? Ne bi me motilo umreti, če mi ne bi bilo treba pri procesu biti zraven!!!). Kako je pravično, da človek postane sčasoma lačen? Da mora nekje spati? Iskati službo v tem nikjer-nikamor kraju, kamor je prišel?? Fuj. Konec epizode, prosim. Nerazrešen konec. Gledalci se bodo za vedno spraševali, kam mi je uspelo izginiti in kaj se je z mano zgodilo. Vključno z mano. Ker nočem biti zraven.

#slovenski tumblrspeak je fascinanten

fatestayyuri

whenever i go back through my blog to look for something i end up wasting a lot of time just looking at the posts because for some reason it's full of stuff i would reblog

smileyobrien

deep space baseball

#star trek #holy shit crossover i never imagined on my dash

latinumenthusiast

SHOW ME YOUR TEETH

#star trek #quodo #hello 👁👁👁#art

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xargon

me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea

the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment

me: oh so you get it

64mpg

google used to know what i was talking about

26-cats-in-a-trenchcoat

need something to go right pls

persianmom

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

syn4k

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

joyflameball

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toskarin

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

kassionadne28

You were warned

#warframe #lyon #art #artists that draw lyon making the most insane art you've ever seen tbh

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