Under Her Bows

did you know if you wrap your hand around my throat while on top of me my pupils turn into heart shapes?

Holy shit, "Howl being Welsh is irrelevant to the plot" is wild, I'm going to lose my mind

people who are reblogging that post about imagining a world with no ads to go "um but actually what about Some Ads! I think we should have a little advertising as a treat! surely there must be at least a couple of ads!" what is wrong with you

you can make a post that is sooooo clearly about being bombarded 24/7 with ads for gambling apps and amazon and better help and AI and whatever bullshit constantly popping up on every platform and during every video and fucking billboards on the highway and plastered on public transit generally interrupting every facet of life and every person with a quarter braincell will get where you're coming from and some nematode will scuttle out of nowhere to go "oh so you think that buildings shouldn't even be allowed to have signs and no one should know where anything is? 🤔" shut upppppp

I can’t even order midnight pasta 😒

I'll make you midnight pasta some time

Prommy? 🥺👉👈

Prommy 🥰

I can’t even order midnight pasta 😒

I'll make you midnight pasta some time

I should be allowed to use fuck if I know as an appropriate and professional response to a work email

the dick sucking cuddler would like to rest its head on your tummy with no ulterior motive whatsoever

tbh the concept of cockwarming and they’re trying really hard to focus and you ‘lose’ and slide up and down on them once and they just. Cum practically against their own will is fnfnnffjf

i want you (pathetic) (threat) (derogatory)