Under Her Bows

Bridgerton men get told to shut the fuck up for the first time in their lives and start imagining themselves in a wedding dress

@robin-reblogs-things us but t4t L and Light

She stole my fucking joke and posted it on this dumb website.

I have conceded territory. The bulge has been lost. Pray for my fallen sister.

She stole my fucking joke and posted it on this dumb website.

reblog to give a trans woman a yummy burger

glad i reached my target audience of ppl showing love to their trans gfs/wives through the power of burger

okay so since making this post i've become the target audience

The kind of turned on that makes you a little lightheaded, so distracted, and only able to focus on the ache

facesitting is top tier because you dont even really have to put in that much effort. if a girl is being bratty while youre playing a game you can push me down and sit on my face and then continue playing for the next hour or so

her

If you played with my hair I’d probably whimper, just saying

one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

There is still time [to stop playing league of legends]

resteraunts will call themselves gastropubs and eateries so they don’t have to spell restarunt

you eventually kinda figure out what words mean “tranny” from men shouting in cars in a lot of languages, which is neat

a day without men…

boiling pasta in a corset

makes a weird little noise to indicate that i want you to touch me inappropriately

keep petting me to increase your dog residue stat

yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right