Under Her Bows

rather b a fairy sittin on a flower, titties out, basking in the sun somewhere

stigmata handjobs probably feel so good

brainwashing isnt real dumbass. material circumstance has led me to dress in bondage gear and attack you with evil shadow powers

yes i know good and evil are subjective the demon queen says i have to call them that. she wont bounce on it if i dont

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

Apparently because you have no idea how to care for anything but a dog

Daddy is not known for his animal husbandry

@eddieintheocean

incredibly messy woman in black panties and a tanktop that needs her to just barely lean forward for her tits to be out. visible wet spot on her underwear with a barely discernible bulge since her dick is too small for a proper one. pinning you to a wall because the way you react makes that wet spot just a bit wetter. pushing you down to your knees just to tease you with her bulge and wet panties being right there and yet you still don't get to play with it at all.

bedhead from a pillowgirl with huge dreams

i dont know

you’re jerking off and suddenly my leitmotif starts playing

cursed womb tattoo but since ur a tgirl it does all that horny curse stuff to your bladder instead

Muppets films directed by autuer directors

Just imagine a David Lynch Muppets film

Or a John Waters Muppets Film

Like in John Waters Muppets Movie, I think Miss Piggy would try to kill Divine for being prettier than her, and Kermit and Fozzie Bear hook up

you fucking idiot. you misread a social encounter. we're gonna fucking kill you

So, to be clear, most cis people don't actually think that gender affirming care works.

We need to invent a socially acceptable way of bragging about your girlfriend's dick. Like I'm just supposed to not say anything about it? Even if it's beautiful!? Fucked up.

for the sake of appearances i am very much a “that’s none of my business” and “i don’t need to know about that. you keep that to yourself” sort of fellow. removed. respectful. but being fully honest i AM a nasty little ears perked freak… like yes tell me all of your information without being prompted at all. i love to listen.