Under Her Bows

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle

You've got to take that cute girl who overthinks everything and make sure she never has a coherent thought again

a bunny searches for you in a great maze, much like minotaur. when she finds you you will be best friends and fall in love

A panel of two trans guys and a cis woman explaining that trans lesbians are bourgeois and fake, very cool thank you queer theory

“Shh, it’s alright,” the villain said. “You’re doing beautifully and I’m so proud of you. But that’s enough now. It was cruel of them to make you fight me - you could never have won. It’s not your fault.”

The ancient and powerful villain may have had a calm and gentle face as he spoke, but he was furious, not at the hero, but the gods for continually sending kids and teenagers to fight their battles.

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

Much more enjoyable game!

Oh my fucking god.

JESUS CHRIST

I’m still amazed at how they got a “noot noot” to sound so much like a “fuck you”

Call with my doctor in an hour to finalize my referral for vaginoplasty. Fingers crossed, gang

We're referred, it's happening (more).