Under Her Bows

can you lez the fuck in

people on here are always saying “we NEED a story where the art of storytelling is abandoned” like ugh literary devices are soo annoying like that wouldn’t happen in real life that only happened to further the story (why is there story in my story) why would orpheus turn around when he was explicitly told not to why would icarus fly so close to the sun romeo&juliet catcher in the rye why are they so earnest why pour your heart and soul into anything why bother why cant all art be quippy logical monotony like my marvel movies there’s a void in my heart bc i refused to fill it and the curtains were blue

“i hate poetry its so pretentious” but then you reblog a quote or a throwaway line and say “why does this go so hard” you are desperate for poetry you are starved for it and u dont even realise you’re hungry

women is like a country i would die for

I have been kidnapped by bird girls. Any advice to blend in? I am an angel girl I don’t know what to do.

Will attempt making out sloppy style

​(covered in peck wounds and lipstick marks) I think it worked 😵‍💫

I need a new bikini to show off

I want a glowing tattoo of sting so I can tell when the goblin girls are around

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

if I'm a bit fucking bitchy about people who bristle and call "transmedicalist" at the mere mention of dysphoria, this is fucking why

Wet and happy sounds pretty great though.

don't give up in your 20s or 30s. what if you get really milfy. wouldn't you want to know?

don't give up in your 40s or 50s. what if you get really gilfy. wouldn't you want to know?

this is why you shouldn't swear