i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

stop! boymoding!

Skinny people could dress like huckle berry Finn and people would think they are a fashion genius

how to become the sexy girl everyone loves and fears

These types of jokes rely on a belief that trans women should be grateful to experience misogyny. That misogyny is not something we already deal with every single day. And that misogyny is a mostly harmless if mean activity and not a massive systemic force that gets us raped and murdered. Calling women bitches is not funny and it doesn't become silly just because you're talking about a minority of women, that's ridiculous.

#poop enhanced with shit

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

crossfaded on apple slices and peanut butter