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always tired, chronically ill, went through hell and am still here

dms are open. i love talking to new people. if i pull away it's because i convinced myself that i'm annoying and a bad person. if i upset you please let me know

given the chance i will talk about medical stuff, history and my weird fav media

my gender is a vague concept. pronouns he/they/it. i'm hella gay for my partner.

For my moots

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Rp account ykmet: @stay-with-me-4evr tpof: @t00thandn41l , haarfarbenchamaeleon on Instagram

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shamebats

Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation

shamebats

You must surrender yourself mind, body and soul to the gaycation or be destroyed

shamebats

Someone on reddit already suggested a sapphibbatical

the-haiku-bot

Someone on reddit

already suggested a

sapphibbatical

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

mechanica1-hands

how could you leave out the best part—the aquarium bit

shamebats

"become a fish" (gay)

ladyananas

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

helpless--romantics

theivorybilledwoodpecker

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

theivorybilledwoodpecker

Holy fucking shit! It gets trippier!

I mean, I feel horrible for the OP and her SIL...but "surrender to the gaycation" made me laugh way more than I should have.

emilynyaaa

this is an insane story

flickering-leaves

“Some men never return”

Helpppppp 😭

brightlotusmoon

harperhug

Um…here’s the reddit link? I’m speechless.

handageddon

Don't worry honey, all the other men on gaycation aren't real people and they stop existing after. Hey, where's all the homophoboa coming from suddenly?

mananabuffins

That's the beauty of the gaycation!

authoratmidnight

It get wilder. I only found out about this b/c of a youtube video reading the Gaycation post but, this isn't even the first one.

7 years ago someone posted this-

And 5 years a different user posted this-

What is happening with these people??? What weird ass cult did they find??

catboy-artist

I read the shithead guy’s rambling in Nagito Komaeda’s voice

mlembug

"some men never return because they're "totally feminized" into the state of permanent "pseudo-gayness"" is my favourite line out of the entire post

#reddit gaycation

6robotmonster6

Commissions for Donations will last till the goal is met and my wife can get the care they need 🙇‍♂️

Even if we have to go to Mexico to get their emergency dental care (if their health becomes worse and we can't wait any longer without risking their life) we still need to raise $10,000 to cover the medical treatment, travel, hotel, passports and lost of pay.

Here are the commissions I'm offering;

If you donate I am also up for negotiating on price/complexity

Now here are pictures of my beautiful wife 💗

They are by far my better half 💗 I am a very lucky freak to have someone like Frankie to love me flaws and all 💗

DONATE HERE

They also have awesome art that you should see and they are also offering to draw (when they physically can) for donations 🫶

Look at that art‼️Follow them and donate so we can keep them safe and healthy PLEASE!!!🙇‍♂️

@phantomimey

phantomimey

Link to OG post as well:

💬 6 🔁 13 ❤️ 6 · Here's some refs for some of the portrait styles I can do too for donations! Again I am also down to do playlist commissio

inshallah he will be drank

outermire-deactivated20230210

the perfect gif combo

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deathtokillian

Ideas are cooking for my pride outfit.

charl0ttan

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

crabussy

trans women and trans men and nonbinary people and everyone else being friends and holding each other close and falling in love and thinking of each other. I'm making this my future. let's all be okay together

funfetti-exe

#commission info

squishranger

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

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acidtheater

Most annoying online emotion is "I have a funny personal anacdote to add to this but it doxxes like all of my personal information"

parkayquarts

hbo max blocks screenshots even when I use the snipping tool AND firefox AND ublock which is a fucking first. i will never understand streaming services blocking the ability to take screenshots thats literally free advertising for your show right there. HOW THE HELL IS SOMEBODY GONNA PIRATE YOUR SHOW THROUGH SCREENSHOTS. JACKASS

parkayquarts

somewhere out there is a guy who meticulously takes screenshots of every individual frame of his favorite tv shows and then painstakingly etches each one onto a roll of film which he puts into his old timey projector and recreates the footage as a silent film with his own lavishly hand-lettered dialogue cards and original score that he plays on his upright piano and charges audiences one shiny penny a play. at last, big media has finally outsmarted ol' Zachary Zoetrope

theheroheart

PSA for everyone who doesn't know, explained simply

this is NOT because of blocking screenshots, it's because of HOW streaming sites use your computer's hardware to optimise performance, which means the thing rendering the video and the thing capturing your screen aren't the SAME thing. so they can't talk together.

you can fix this by going to your browser settings, searching for "hardware acceleration", and turning that off.

team-thickness12

This also fixes screen sharing to other screens. It has been GODSEND

lucarleigho

type this in the toolbar to find this setting in firefox: about:preferences#searchResults

mctreeleth

ol' Zachary Zoetrope is back in business!

#important

Repaint of some crusty dusty art i did some time pre covid. Og under the cut

#my art #digital art

lynxindisguise

selenophyyy

This is so accurate. I had been writing them even before I knew about the term lol.

I'm tagging @cherryberrycheol @woozilovespinkunderwear @monstacheol @ashlinxloves and anyone who wants to join!

cherryberrycheol

Lol I guess it is correct😅 because I do want everyone to chill out and stop being so fucking serious about fics, it’s just fics!

@selenophyyy thanks for tagging☺️

tagging: @pochaccoups @jaja-salute @woncheolisms @milk-moonbunnies @soyongdorigyu @coupsiesss @hemmofox13 and anyone else who feels like taking part

coupsiesss

WHAT THE HECK IS THIS IM CRYINH HAHAHAHAH

thank u for tag bae 😋 @cherryberrycheol

tagginggggg: @haorangis @choco-scoups @slut4kwon hehehaha no pressure

haorangis

this is being targetted i fear

@raincandyy--y

raincandyy--y

lowkey no idea what this means but it looks like a smut tag and i avoid smut so im laughing 😭 LMAOOOO

@wilowdreamss-2010 @eux0oa @froggyzsoda @yourlocalavian @no1likemickey @akito-shinonome-offical @just-a-guy-who-likes-to-draw

aoxuko

OH BOY, I LOVE MAKING MY BARBIES KISS

@ariathecalico @justyourfloofferenjoyer @mezbezls @ohmxbeliever + anyone else I might’ve forgotten

justyourfloofferenjoyer

Yay tag game :D

...I fear this was a very targeted attack that unfortunately makes perfect sense for me ahaha especially not that last part

@chifuvrse @voltronimus-prime @boxtyphoon @emophobix @sapphofinch @anxiety-upsety

+ open tags to anyone I might've forgotten!

boxtyphoon

YUP!

as always i must tag my lovely son @wulpfan

wulpfan

Why am I pathetic 😭😭

Releasing the freaks: @gravehauntings, @xjustajokex, @salatelit

salatelit

I have become the shitpost

@shocked-collar @cl0wnygutz @bluberrimuffintop @v1vidvixen @yumakesworld

#creature speaks #tag game

Doing emergency commissions

10€ for fully rendered piece with a simple gradient background

+ 5€ for any additional character

If you have any questions feel free to hit me up :3

#comission info #emergency commissions

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kitty car 🐱

#cats #free serotonin

hometoursandotherstuff

naniyou

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