Vance Me!

Hey guys what the fuck happened in the desert to make its animals look like that

he’s back… and this time, it’s personal

i am very pro “love is the most important thing to put into your cooking” but also. please season your shit

Love is stored in the garlic powder.

a lot of people to this day think that a professional ice skater did those skating scenes from i, tonya (2017) but it was all margot robbie… she literally trained five days a week for five months and her skating coach was astonished with her progress AND SHE DIDNT EVEN GET NOMINATED FOR HER ROLE like her 3D head scans were taken and then were superimposed on her doubles’ faces when they skated close to the camera but for someone to train 5 times a week for 5 months… SHE HAS THE RANGEEEE

margot robbie apparently got a herniated disc in her neck during training for this role, but didn’t notice until a week into shooting when her arms started going numb??? margot robbie also practically became a fucking gymnast for the role of harley quinn, doing the scene where she runs up the sides and ceiling of an elevator in heels on her own without a harness. 

Margot Robbie Deserves Better

Time to start a “Margot Robbie deserves an Oscar” meme

I’m saying “it’s right”

All of us are saying “it’s right.”

It’s right

dog and snog

My yearly dog and snog post

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

this town ain’t big enough for the one of me

i want an ancient elaborate dagger with my name engraved into the blade as a gift. the only romantic gesture