stay right here, and let the cosmos twirl.

crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

TTRPGs (pronounced "Titterpigs") were a popular form of group amusement in the early twenty-first century.

When you scatter your creative writing with a punctuation monoculture of full stops—and, instead of making regular use of the comma, semicolon, colon, parenthesis, or dash, you harvest a field of short staccato sentences—you are deliberately clipping the wings of what could have been a single, delightfully meandering, luxurious flight of a sentence. And it sucks.

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

becoming too OC pilled will ruin your fandom experience forever. i have invented The Character who is perfectly tailored to my own tastes and not beholden to any writers or showrunners. and i can even make more of them if i want. but watch out.

Once the dead horse decomposes, you're gonna wish you beat it more

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

it's thousand yard stare summer