stay right here, and let the cosmos twirl.

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again

Some days I feel like I’m 29 feet away from a Japanese radish

crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

TTRPGs (pronounced "Titterpigs") were a popular form of group amusement in the early twenty-first century.

When you scatter your creative writing with a punctuation monoculture of full stops—and, instead of making regular use of the comma, semicolon, colon, parenthesis, or dash, you harvest a field of short staccato sentences—you are deliberately clipping the wings of what could have been a single, delightfully meandering, luxurious flight of a sentence. And it sucks.

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

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