not actually a loki blog

picard is gay as fuck if lwaxana had her milf titties all up in my face like that…brother id bury myself in em

“oh no a hot milf in heat is making me wear my gay little captains dress so she can oggle my calves” ungrateful swagless bald ass id gape for my queen if she asked -_-

you type all this and think she’d even look at you when you’re just giving it a away for free. she’s a cougar, a carnivore. she doesn’t want to be fed she wants to hunt and Picard is her bald white stag

if you are pure of heart and strong of spirit, grocery shopping takes just half an hour and only hurts a little bit

...Moss salesmen making a bank on definitely legally acquired mosses...for sure... definitely...

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

convincing this wandering swordmaster (loser, woman) to keep demonstrating her flawless technique to cleave a man from his life for me because her tits bounce really lewdly whenever she does it and she hasn't noticed yet

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

The problem with studying the deep ocean is that humans need light to look at things, the depths of the ocean are extremely dark, and what lives there is accustomed to spending most of its time in that darkness. So when we go down there with submersibles and turn on Big Lights to see, we invariably and dramatically alter what's going on, in the same way that it's generally difficult to observe the natural behaviors of terrestrial animals if you whip out a megaphone and shout HEY GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING at them first.

I put this in the comments but feel it needs a reblog- Check out some of Dr Edith Widder’s work on light in the deep sea! Among other things, she used the bioluminescence of stoplight fish to deduce wavelengths which most deep sea animals can’t perceive and used that to create light filters to be able to film with minimal disturbance! And that’s how we got 25 minutes of giant squid footage!!!!

big problem on here is a lot of people seem to think just being transgender makes you a sensible political theorist

being transgender doesn't even make you a sensible gender theorist

Can I hit or do I have to pay tribute to the rest of your polycule first

Twenty bushels of millet to milady with the neopussy. Twenty five to the it/she because it does the dishes most often.

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade