𝕚'𝕞 𝕤𝕙𝕪 🥺

"Let the Gweilo play. He has nothing left to lose."

SATORU making the infinity around his fingers bigger when you whine about needing his cock but he's already cum and (while he can technically use RCT to heal himself and get hard again) he finds it funny how you gasp at the feeling of infinity fucking you open instead.

i like to believe that ophelia’s madness gave her a kind of meta knowledge of the plot— that she saw the tragic ending coming, knew that hamlet’s indecision would be his hamartia, that she realised gertrude and claudius were both poisoned with corruption from the beginning and instead of the customary funeral goers laying flowers at a grave, it was Ophelia— mad, at death’s door, about to die in less than 2 scenes— who handed flowers to the king, queen and protagonist as if the dead girl was mourning the living

romance is lame and overrated i love mentor/mentee relationships in fiction and especially when theyre sort of fucked up

stop taggin this with ships / “and then they kiss” / “but what if it WAS romantic” you are missing the whole point of this post so bad. this is a Certified Aro Post. get weird about platonic dynamics NOW

hey guys. do you ever think about hamlet amping up his antic disposition and being especially unhinged around the ones that are supposed to care for him, just for a reaction, any reaction, that would prove they still loved him. and then just completely crumpling when he learns they just think he was mad for love. because he was. just not the type that they were talking about.

ok i have posted about this before but hands down one of the funniest moments in much ado is when literally the PRINCE OF ARAGON don pedro, after seeing her cousin get proposed to, abruptly and somewhat inexplicably proposes to beatrice—who like for all we can tell is probably down on her luck, living with her uncle and cousin with no mention of parents, very likely an orphan of not great means—and she just laughs it off and he laughs and they move on and this is never, NEVER mentioned again. then she marries his friend

imagine being don pedro. you go to their wedding and that same friend, after kissing her in front of you (kissing girl you proposed to…one week ago?) promptly turns to you and is like well gee whiz pal, this marriage thing isn’t so bad after all! you ever considered getting yourself a wife?? i would leave the country

i like to believe that ophelia’s madness gave her a kind of meta knowledge of the plot— that she saw the tragic ending coming, knew that hamlet’s indecision would be his hamartia, that she realised gertrude and claudius were both poisoned with corruption from the beginning and instead of the customary funeral goers laying flowers at a grave, it was Ophelia— mad, at death’s door, about to die in less than 2 scenes— who handed flowers to the king, queen and protagonist as if the dead girl was mourning the living

the part in hamlet 2009 when ophelia takes the condoms out of laertes' suitcase lives rent free in my mind. she just walked over to it and reached in with 0 hesitation. how did she know exactly where he put them. why is laertes taking two (2) condoms to france