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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

Got his ass together in three words

Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.

this is silly because if you look closely you can see that the tiger is not an actual tiger but a Beanie Baby, a popular childs toy.

is that true?

i promise

We've found them. The Sole Orange Wielder of the Brain Cell.

Brain Cells Georg

Verified ✔️ on brand Grinch behaviour

@mcelroyfamilystaff is this what you were warning us about?

Okay, but can we PLEASE have this? A Muppet version of the Princess Bride. To think of all the possibilities that could be.

You’re going to get a cavity

good

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

‘Tis the season.

It’s November

TO BE JOLLY

I’ve tasted Satan’s asshole and it tasted like 3 hours of mint

Y’all can’t forget this for like one year can you

fuck no

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

@theshitpostcalligrapher can you do satan’s asshole tasting like mint pls

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

all hail the 1 million note Piss Post

excuse me i never pissed on this post!