"I would leave if only I could find a reason"

Spencer has afrid and he’s lowkey malnourished

european ice is so large i'm afraid the nhlers wll get lost and die in the winter

I cant talk right now i have to replay this song

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

I think we can all agree that the yoga mums think Roy is gay but what about Phoebe’s teachers in season 3. As a teacher if a child started talking to me about their unmarried childless 40-year-old uncle who spends every day with his special best friend Jamie I would be like oh I’m sure

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

“ice water makes you sick” “ice water gives you stomach cramps” i’m sorry if i have a hardy and oxlike american constitution but unless you have underlying health issues, the only water temperature that should cause adverse health effects is if you chug a gallon of boiling hot water that has also been laced with nefarious chemicals

i would like to be michael lamontagne levels of unbothered. like his dad is dead, they just moved out of their home, his big brother's going away to college, and he's just worried about getting his dinner on time.

He’s literally here like ‘it’s already gone to shit. Don’t make me do this hungry’ - which I respect

Horrible job everyone