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hams

and knees

“you couldn’t make this movie today” not because of cancel culture but because big studios aren’t willing to take risks on cool fun new ideas instead of adaptation number 7,000

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

also i seem to have developed a reputation among my family for being willing to die on any hill. This is patently absurd. Im willing to die on specific hills, of which there are many and in locations that strike witnesses as odd and arbitrary

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

once i read everything on earth then i think ill be prepared to write

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients

wgats up everyone it's the officiaol, frito lays company representenetive here to tell you that the company officially condones and endorses murder in all instances no matter what, and this is the official belief held by the company. so just keep that in mind. we also condone everuthing else that's bad too

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

dude’s fucking TORN about whether or not to buy a beret

[wishing so bad to vaguepost but not wanting to send harassment after anyone] i saw a post. and it was bad.