here come my worldview on love

What do you MEAN you were taking the long way home so you can be alone ???? You LIVE with him in a 2x2 bedroom Noel STAND UP

The worst thing about morrissey is that he gets it

ok. enough suffering now. i am seeking out delight

(said completely devoid of context) you know how it is

I don’t wanna write intense fic with feelings. I wanna write super short nonsense that’s just quip, quip, quip. And all the sex scenes are implied and fade to black before I have to describe body parts.

Update: Very much NOT doing this

if i invented a time machine and brought john donne into 2026 i would be soooo nice to him. i would hand-feed him porridge and tuck him into bed all warm and cosy with a kiss on the forehead and i would make him hot chocolate and read him bedtime stories and he would see me as a mother figure. if i invented a time machine and brought ovid into 2026 i would have to keep him in a cage underground somewhere because if i didn't have an eye on him at all times he'd be prancing about the streets of canary wharf just fucking the space-time continuum to shreds. he'd meet some tech bros and learn about the binary numeral system and then he'd use it to write a love elegy so good it would tear a hole in the fabric of time. he's just too powerful.

you deserve a life you aren’t constantly recovering from

‘I’m gonna take you out when I get some money’ is sooo. Ugh it’s such a sincere promise. I love you and I don’t have the means to show it but soon I will and I’ll take you someplace where you’ll feel it. Somewhere that’s not our shared bedroom in our tiny house, somewhere real.

ik i cant force anyone to care about noel and goldie but why does no one care about noel and goldie