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Lesbian fujoshi is a position not unlike a cultural attaché and should be considered a protected class

Hey baby uwanna stick ur fingers in my cage

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

wake up people. big bad wolf breath can’t melt straw beams. the first little pig was an inside job

Swine/11

no there were 3

It’s a tony soprano summer

What this means

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

Does anyone know if we have the impending doom tomorrow?

you dont even wanna know all the fucked up ways i can rend things. it doesnt stop at asunder

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

Apple announces new indistinct wet pile emoji

I can distinct it

Don’t even try…