It's captain, sir

Yearning for what you can never have is beginner level. Real yearners know the good shit is what you could freely have if you allowed yourself to, but never will.

getting emotional at the thought of shane and ilya stumbling into that flint of desire conversation. ilya goading shane asking if he jerked off to posters of hockey players in his room when he was a teenager, trying to get a rise out of him and make him blush. but shane, extremely earnest in that way of his, says when i jerked off as a teenager it was just like a bodily function, i wasn't really thinking of anyone. the other boys would talk about beautiful actresses or look at dirty magazines but they never made me feel anything really. and ilya is still making fun of him poor shane you didn't think of anyone because you were waiting for me, hm? it's only me? and shane. in that earnest way of his. says yes. eyes shining. says i didn't know, not really. until you looked at me in those showers. i didn't know it could feel like that. and ilya obviously has to fuck him violently about it immediately

May the force blow your tits clean off

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down

Question. Why are y'all doing this in March

To make sure we get the meme jn the fridge to dethaw in time.

“Can’t do anything in this house” - Janeway when Chakotay foils her latest attempt to sacrifice herself