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did you know? the phrase "named after" doesn't technically state anything other than the order in which two things were named. I was named after snoopy

Shot silk has been around for quite a while and is one of my favorite things to point out to friends in art museums- “do you see that cool fabric in the painting? The really made stuff like that!” It’s so fun.

Dutch genre painting forever..

when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house

me when i excuse myself during a dinner party to sneak outside and milk more cabernet sauvignon from the Creature

had food poisoning when i posted this

Well if you'd pasteurized the Cabernet Sauvignon you milked from the creature maybe you wouldn't have gotten food poisoning from it.

oh suddenly everyone's an expert on the Creature i milk