on my le sigh shit

kitten if you don't get daddy his 3D printed sensory slug in the next five seconds you can kiss your grandma's drywall goodbye

This was supposed to be unrebloggable, but I was flying into a gamer rage at the antique store because someone was wearing too much Victoria's Secret Love Spell body spray and it gave me a migraine.

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

hhhrk. gggrrrg. *changes several core aspects of your personality when you’re not looking*

normally this would infuriate me but I feel uncharacteristically calm and forgivibg

if i was in the world cup well i would just score a goal Lol then if the other team scored one i'd score another

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

this would all be a lot simpler if i could just menu->status->check stats

items->use->sinister_potion

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

Ill be a star

I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh

You would think that Disco Elysium is a sequel to Rhythm Heaven. But it's not that