on my le sigh shit

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

i love my mutuals and followers in a way that the drunk girl in the bathroom loves everyone in line

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

if u think abt it i guess bald ppl are the most aerodynamic. i bet if u shot a bald person out of a cannon they wld fly way further than a haired person

which of course is a huge advantage in day to day life

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

world strongest

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?