the boner doctor

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

order now to pay 4 klarna payments on that losing dog

dj play a 6pm breeze in 2007

"I'm looking respectfully" well can you look at me like you're dying of a fever. like you're delirious and it hurts. like you're fighting desperately for your life.

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat