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Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

picks up your ill and injured whumpee who has been left to sleep on the ground, regardless of how they ache to their bones and struggle to draw breath, and tucks them into a clean soft bed supported by plenty of pillows. btw

what do u guys mean u hate ulf... drunk dilf with a terminal case of ijbolism what more could you want

my favorite new hobby is saying "yes this fic will be done very soon" and then proceeding to spend 6-7 hours on crusader kings iii

I do like how the "a scheme at court" event treats a seduce plot with about as much gravity as a murder plot

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

Also to keep in mind, if your child says “this food makes my head hurt/gives me a headache,” PLEASE believe them!! This is also medically relevant. Brought to you by someone with migraine, it took me 20 years to get diagnosed because I thought it was normal that things like bologna or hot dogs or avocados gave me a crippling headache and horrible stomach cramping. And as early as I can remember, I told my parents about how random foods Made My Head Hurt and they basically just said damn that’s not real tho. Chronic migraine often has food triggers, and eating certain foods can literally give you a migraine if your threshold for having one is low enough due to repeated exposure to triggering things. Listen to your damn kids!