zel

i’d love the opportunity to fumble you catastrophically

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

I think Elliot Page should be allowed to kill people

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time

sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "mmmhmmm okay yeah i see we both interpreted that differently based on what the show gave us, but i see how you arrived at your ideas even if they're different from mine," and then sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "brother what show did you even fucking watch"

“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism

yesterday? blorbo stuff. today? blorbo stuff. tomorrow? you'll never guess