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Just burst into tears

every time someone writes ilya freaking out if shane starts crying during sex i just remember what a different world i live in because #MYILYA would just double down and make him cry harder !

being in a big fandom is so funny because you’ll see a post with 300 likes that’s like “I am SO tired of seeing Garbles the Clown show up in fics! It’s very transparently infantilizing to have Shane only be able to get off to Ilya’s clown persona” and now you have to confront the fact that somehow, despite reading fics everyday, you’ve missed Garbles the Clown completely

Fandom is so obsessed with contrasts in ships that they force them onto hollanov, a couple who are FAMOUSLY supposed to be similar. There is no slutty one and prudish one. They both love sex. There is no smart one and dumb one. They both excel at the same career where traditional metrics of academic intelligence don't apply. There is no jock and nerd. They are both professional athletes. There is no neatfreak and slob. They both pay other people to clean their houses. Please release yourself from the need to manufacture an opposites attract dynamic in every facet of their relationship, ESPECIALLY when the central conceit of hollanov as a couple is that they're more alike than everyone else seems to think.

The boy blushed and gulped when he was told to drink more water. And then he did it. And you think he has a secret latent desire to dominate.

im gonna be real w you guys I think Scott Hunter is so isolated and estranged from even himself and letting paranoia run his life that i dont think he even clocks Shane and Ilya as real people much less as gay and fucking each other. i dont think other people were real to scott hunter until he walked into that smoothie shop

Fucking right. That is true. Scott's fear puts up a glass wall between him and reality and frankly I think it will take years with kip before that finally goes away