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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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king hunt
Why were all these men from the Pitt suddenly chasing after Mel, Langdon wondered. They’d never even seen her shake her hair out of her braid after shift.
Word spreads across the Pitt that Dr. Mel King is looking for a boyfriend. Langdon throws his hat in the ring.
This fic will be updated with a new chapter daily from 6/22-6/29/26; complete on 6/29/26. Written for @kingdonweek 2026 prompt "Tropes" - the trope is Love Triangle (technically Love Pentagon).
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hints and allegations
@kingdonweek 06/27/2026 day 6: numbers | words: 16,436 | rating: G | chapters: 1/1
Five times that Mel is mistaken for Frank’s wife, and the one time that they come to an agreement.
Our consortium (@holywaterhangover, @musing-and-music, @purplebutterflyglasses, @khrogerswrites, @penguin-purple, @something-to-confess and myself @h0mespun) cordially invites you to read hints and allegations, written in response to these tumblr polls from forever ago.
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Journal (NSFW)
📁34 " 10,856 📅 30 Entries This Year Words Written Days Journaled
June
06/25/2027 3:45 PM
I am freaking the fuck out. Holy shittttggggg. Oh my god. I hate hornyposting in my fucking journal app but I'm going insaaaaaane and I have like five minutes to get my shit together before Mel comes back. Fuck she's so pissed. And hot. I want to eat her out so bad but she's so fucking mad at me and my dick is a fucking rock and I think I need to look into some things because I've just discovered something terrifying and new about myself.
I misplaced her little star shaped clips (Becca got them for her, not like that matters right now) and she got all huffy with me because I couldn't remember where I put them. I had gotten them from her apartment like a week ago and I'm a fucking doctor, half the time I don't even know if I have any clean clothes except for scrubs so of course I couldn't recall where I put the clips. (I said that btw which is what made this all go sideways) and she said no, no she yelled "You need to be more mindful of what you do with other peoples things!" and my whole body took a fucking screenshot. I've never heard her yell like ever and my stupid fat dick woke up like an ancient goddamn mummy or something and all I could do was whimper like a sad little puppy. It was so hot. Her face was all red and she stormed off and started slamming cabinets looking for them and left me in my room. I think I'm dying. I think all of the blood in my whole body is now in my dick and balls and I'm going to fucking explode. What is wrong with me??? My girlfriend yelled at me for being mindless and now I'm fucking salivating and thinking about fucking her while she tells me how incompetent I am????
Note: Buy her more clips. All the shapes. Every shape. Hide them so she gets mad.
Fuck I think she found them my ass is toast
06/25/2027 9:59 PM
Note: I like when Mel puts clips in my hair so it's not in the way while she rides my face. Stop leaving dishes to soak in the sink, Frank. Stop leaving your clothes on the floor, Frank. Stop leaving wet clothes in the dryer, Frank. Yeah. Therapy's gonna be fun this week. Can I even talk about this shit with my therapist? IDK. Maybe I'll make a throwaway account and ask Reddit.
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pitt happens
mel king x frank langdon | mature | 23.8k words
“Well, if you have to name the artist, you should have to name both if there’s more than one—” Frank began hotly. “You’re still correct if you name one of them,” Cassie interrupted in a tone that suggested they’d had this conversation plenty of times already. Leaning a little closer to Frank, Mel said, “I agree.” Frank grinned at Mel and knocked her shoulder with his. Mel knew that she was smiling too big and that her blush was definitely very, very obvious, but she couldn’t bring herself to care. She heard Donnie groan. “Oh god, now there’s two of them,” he muttered.
June 22nd: Different First Meeting for @kingdonweek
guess who's everyone's favorite person
and i’ll show you mine
kingdon | 17.3k | rated m
“When Abby Langdon calls on a Friday afternoon, it’s the first time Mel is flying solo with all three kids.
Or, Abby asks Mel for a ride.
Part 2 to the families help series
tags: angst and humor, canon divergence, unplanned pregnancy, emotional infidelity, depictions of childbirth, divorced frank langdon, mel whump
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This is going to be a month full of celebrations! Here are some prompts for the month of July to inspire our muses.
The numbers behind each prompt are the optional word count for the day. A challenge, if you want to play this on hard mode.
When posting your stories, don't forget to tag us at @kingdonmicrofic.
We are offering some alternative prompts for the month of July, which are: bang, applause, victory, medal, and snack.
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happy trails
mel king x frank langdon | explicit | 7.9k words
“I knew it. I totally knew it.” Frank looked entirely too pleased with himself, arms crossing behind his head as he smirked. Mel’s brow furrowed. “Knew what?” “That you were into this.” He gestured at his torso, encompassing his chest and stomach and the dark hair that covered both. “I believe they call that a happy trail,” Mel stated primly. Internally, she couldn’t believe that she’d been so obvious. “Whatever.” He grabbed her by the hips, rolling her beneath him. “I knew you liked it. Why do you think I messed with my shirt so much in front of you?”

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wish there was worse to you
kingdon | 10.7k | rated t
“When Dr. Melissa King calls on a quiet Saturday, it’s the first time Abby starts to understand how it all happened.”
Or, Mel asks Abby for a favor.
tags: angst and humor, canon divergence, unplanned pregnancy, emotional infidelity, divorced frank langdon, outsider pov (abby)
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mel langdon comforts
welcome to our interactive and chaotic writing project for Kingdon Week 2026: In the Hands of the Fans.
our consortium (@holywaterhangover, @musing-and-music, @purplebutterflyglasses, @khrogerswrites, @penguin-purple, @something-to-confess and myself @h0mespun) want YOU to help us write our fic. We thought to ourselves, "Seven co-writers isn't enough; how can we add to the chaos?" and come up with this chaotic tumblr polling. The fic we write together will be directly impacted by the winners of each poll. Please vote on our six polls below to make your voice heard!
The theme of the fic is "Five times Mel is mistaken for Frank's wife".
Please vote now and then tune in June 22-28 during @kingdonweek to see the finished product. Remember that we are at your mercy!
Poll 1/6: Mel is trying to cultivate new hobbies since Becca has a boyfriend. Her new interest is
Sci-fi novels/movies/television shows
Great British Bake Off
r/PersonalFinance and r/Fire (financial independence/retire early)
ASMR videos
Geology
Small crafts (i.e. working with clay, bracelet making, stickers)
Fanfiction 🤭
Poll 2/6: Frank’s dog is named
Sonny
Lucky Ducky
Ulysses
Augustus
Hank
Poll 3/6: Mel gets drunk at the bar and throws up on
Abbot
Gloria
Emma
Whitaker
Ellis
Frank
Poll 4/6: Which classic Kingdon trope applies?
Lapsed Catholic Frank Langdon
Midewestern Mel King
Appalachian Frank Langdon
Mel gets hurt/is in danger
Poll 5/6: Frank's best friend and confidant is
Donnie
McKay
Abby
Shen
Digby
Poll 6/6: Frank gets flustered when
Mel eats an ice cream cone
Mel shows up wearing a dress
Mel gets handsy when she's drunk
Mel pimps a historical tour guide the way that an attending pimps a med student
a dog with two tails
"What would you ask me for," he said, "if you knew that I would give it to you?" He didn’t mean for it to sound so overtly sexual, but she was looking down at him on the floor in front of her and he was burning from the inside out, so he said it the same way he would if he were actively trying to seduce her, slow and low and pointed. He watched her lips part and her eyes widen. She was always so expressive, he loved that about her, he loved that he could always tell exactly what she was thinking. Come on, say it. Just ask me. “It can be anything, Mel. I’ll give it to you.”
Mel needs to practice asking for the things she needs and Frank has an itch that needs scratching.
explicit | 7.2k words | complete | written for @sub-langdon-fest
Love and Loss and Lightning Strikes
Story by @pansiesandposies - Art by @leulahart
Pairing: Melissa "Mel" King/Frank Langdon Rating: Teen Word Count: 37,257
Six months removed from it, and Frank still wakes up and turns over to check Abby’s breathing.
Frank Langdon is a widower. Mel King teaches him how to cook. They learn how to heal together, along the way.

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Detractors of the PHP system claim physicians who voluntarily disclose they have mental health or drug problems can be forced into treatment without recourse, face expensive contracts, and are frequently sent out of their home state to receive the prescribed therapy. Some physicians allege that during their interaction with the treatment centers, large amounts of money were demanded up front before any assessment was even conducted. (...) Called by turns coercive, controlling, and secretive, with possible conflicts of interest, some say the PHP experience has led vulnerable physicians to contemplate suicide. - Physician Health Programs: More Harm Than Good? - Pauline Anderson
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i put the finale on again and got to the scene where the lawyer came back again and it is pissing me off sooooo bad. you should not be speaking a word to dr. mel king about them wanting to depose her again until you have STOOD IN FRONT OF A JUDGE and said your honor i don't know why they need more time they closed the record and released her and we don't have any new information at this time that would warrant a second deposition. if they wanted to ask dr. king more questions they should have done it before her deposition ended, and if they felt they needed more time to ask or prepare more questions they should have done what they were supposed to and asked on the record for more time at a later date. they didn't. frankly it seems like they're trying to harass one of my witnesses because they think she's easy to make nervous, and that's not the purpose of a deposition.
#THANK YOU #as a lawyer I’m having kill bill sirens #your honor WHAT could this dep possibly serve #this is embarrassing and burdensome on my witness #it’s not our fault that they had to do two depositions in one day and didn’t have enough time #and the judge would be so annoyed I’d probably get my fees back because opposing counsel wasted time via @likethecities
as a 3L at the end of my last semester, your tags cured my imposter syndrome, and i thank u from the bottom of my heart