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Pitching Leverage to a socialist friend: "The heist team gets hired by people who have been victimized by these corporate baddies, so there is always a scene at the beginning where some lady is telling the team 'my dad died because he couldn't afford his diabetes medication after the new factory owner Joshua Dirtbag the Third cut his hours' and the team is like 'say no more. we will put on elaborate disguises and convince him to bet on a fake racehorse, and somehow at the end of it you will have all his money and he will go to jail'."

studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be

To another day of not waking up pregnant or turned into a giant cockroach

so many perils out there…

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

did you google how to take a screen shot

Like say what you want about "bad queer representation", but this was the song that made me openly and happily accept that I was bisexual. To see him up there Black and beautiful, making music that I love, absolutely killing it? Yeah. You couldn't tell me shit. This man made me proud to be out. "This will make them think we're evil for being gay" hey newsflash dawg-

we’re doing so bad

Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. This app only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.

I have a disease called I can’t reply to your text. I love you

like to be clear i enjoy many things that are bad. but if they were bad and big, that would be a problem. a bad show/film/book is inoffensive to me. a bad show/film/book that is being given endless accolades makes me feel like there's women in my yellow wallpaper

i had to stop going to an actual hair stylist because i kept showing them photos of gerard way where their hair looks like shit and saying Can you do this 🤩 and since they were unable to break their sacred oath and make my hair look Bad, they would instead make it look “good” and “even” which was not what i wanted at all of course. i found that in order to achieve a gerard way look you have to cut it yourself in the bathroom mirror at 2am with scissors and a dream and no way to see the back of your head. and in minimal light. and, crucially, with the confidence that gay and trans people can do anything

"casual" as an insult is really funny tbh. hey everybody this guy plays games for fun. they like to relax and have a good time

i rly like how many electronic devices you can turn off by holding the power button down. its very intuitive to kill a thing by choking it