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I love that Dracula adaptations and spinoffs continually characterize Van Helsing as a badass veteran monster hunter when in reality he was called in because Jack Seward was like "Well he's the smartest guy I know and we've tried everything else so...." and then he pulled up like "Ah yes I've read a LOT of books about vampires so we're gonna hope they were right." And then he was thankfully correct.

men need to be androgynous little rock sluts again. hair gel and cheap black nail polish are still sold in stores. chop chop

I don't know who to blame for bringing this back in my notifications but yes I have resumed writing it :)

mouse artist who doesnt feel the need to explain the meaning behind their art: I think it squeaks for itself

It most certainly does, you talented artist you!

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

saying God ain’t real is so unnecessary 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

its actually pretty necessary for people who grew up being told "all of your thoughts are constantly monitored by an omniscient and omnipotent authority who may doom you to an eternity of torment if you think wrong" to occasionally be reminded that none of it is true at all.

someone fired a bullet through our bathroom wall the other day when we were gone, which is scary (but probably accidental), but the weirdest part is that we can’t actually find the place where it entered from outside... the wall inside is fucked up and you can see the hole where it came through, but there is no corresponding entrance hole on the exterior of the house. somehow the outer paneling was undamaged.

This is the most American post I have ever seen

“someone fired a bullet through my asbestos from a car chase” yeah fair

thank you @elodieunderglass for unearthing this one!! Seeing the original heritage post kept making me sad I was never able to find the comic.

You’re very welcome!

that one bit of art nomura drew of aya with a gun and her boobs out covered by a cool jacket is maybe the effortlessly hottest thing that's ever come out of the entirety of square enix's lineage.

whenever I confess to people that i feel like I am just roleplaying as a normal person they're always like noooo you don't strike me as someone who's roleplaying as a normal person at all!!! :) and every time internally im like well yes that's because I am excellent at it

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people love to pretend rap is THE misogyny genre and that for some mysterious reason, it’s the ONLY genre defined by its misogyny. and, in fact, it’s PRAXIS to hate rap and never listen to it. how very interesting! i wonder what that reason could be! can any of YOU imagine what that reason may be? 🤔

lol saw someone saying this, went to their profile, terf. fork found in kitchen. clockwork